“Our Country Is Being Scammed.” — Trump Responds to Doocy on Birthright Citizenship at SCOTUS pic.twitter.com/cqkTDXk9cO
— DiaperDiplomacy (@DiaperDiplomacy) April 1, 2026
Diaper Diplomacy, 1 April 2026
US Central Command, 1 April 2026
U.S. forces drop precision munitions on underground military targets deep inside Iran to further degrade the Iranian regime's ability to project power in meaningful ways beyond its borders. pic.twitter.com/ciQRbE0KFM
— U.S. Central Command (@CENTCOM) April 1, 2026
Does Anyone Win
… ICE reforms they had been demanding, but can tell their base they held the line on not funding ICE & CBP and have now established a precedent that ICE and CBP can be separated out.Thune & Johnson announce the apparent path forward on DHS funding...
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) April 1, 2026
They will support the bill the Senate passed w/ Dem support at 2am last Friday that funds all of DHS except ICE & CBP, & will attempt to fund CBP & ICE through reconciliation without Dem votes.
Dems get zero…
Republicans were unable to fund ICE & CBP through appropriations after negotiations w/ Senate Dems collapsed, so they will now have to turn to the complicated budget reconciliation process, which will require only a simple majority of 51 votes in the Senate to pass. However, the process could take months, and it's not a guarantee. Trump wants the bill on his desk by June 1st.
All of this as DHS has been unfunded for almost 50 days and a lot of people are hurting in the process.
Does anyone win?
… directive by fully funding the entire Department of Homeland Security on two parallel tracks: through the appropriations process and through the reconciliation process.My joint statement with @LeaderJohnThune on DHS funding:
— Speaker Mike Johnson (@SpeakerJohnson) April 1, 2026
We appreciate and share the President’s determination to once and for all bring an end to the Democrat DHS shutdown.
In the coming days, Republicans in the Senate and House will be following through on the President’s…
We appreciate that Senator Graham and the Senate Budget Committee have already initiated the process of developing a budget resolution that will ensure border security and immigration enforcement will be funded for the balance of the Trump Administration and insulated from future attempts by the Democrats to defund those agencies.
We operated under a belief that while our country is in the midst of an international armed conflict, Democrats might finally come to their senses and understand that defunding our homeland security agencies is beyond reckless and very dangerous. While we hoped they would accept the 60-day CR to fund the Department entirely so that bipartisan negotiations could continue, it is now abundantly clear that Democrats place allegiance to their radical left-wing base above all else — including their own power of the purse — which means open borders and protecting criminal illegal aliens. That is not acceptable to Republicans in Congress, nor is it to the American people. We cannot allow Democrats to any longer put the safety of the American public at risk through their open border policies, so we are taking that off the table.
In following this two-track approach, the Republican Congress will fully reopen the Department, make sure all federal workers are paid, and specifically fund immigration enforcement and border security for the next three years so that those law-enforcement activities can continue uninhibited. In return, Democrats will once again demonstrate to the American people their support for open borders and keeping criminal illegal immigrants in America.
The Whole World Is Watching
Donald J Trump
ARTEMIS II HAS LAUNCHED π GODSPEED. πΊπΈ pic.twitter.com/vwICOVrcAt
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 1, 2026
The Only Country
Donald J Trump
… them out — have a legal right to birth American Citizens is the gravest and most preposterous of all constitutional abominations.Congress has passed numerous laws criminalizing, prohibiting, forbidding and barring the entry of unauthorized and inadmissible foreigners. To say that this same class of excluded foreigners — whose very presence here is a crime — when Congress mandated a physical wall to keep…
— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) April 1, 2026
… back to Beijing, never to return.The proponents of the 14th Amendment never agreed to this.
— πΊπΈ Mike Davis πΊπΈ (@mrddmia) April 1, 2026
The American public never agreed to this.
Nobody gave birthright citizenship to illegal aliens.
And nobody agreed to hand citizenship to 1.5 million Chinese birth tourists who fly to America, deliver a baby, and fly… pic.twitter.com/CoCoUIZ5h6
That child holds an American passport.
That child never sets foot here again.
Then eighteen years pass.
They vote. From Beijing. By mail.
We never agreed to that.
… one of many reasons why the Supreme Court case on birthright citizenship matters.π¨ President Obama put in place several measures that allowed Chinese nationals to engage in birth tourism and become U.S. citizens.
— Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) April 1, 2026
π₯ As of 2025, the total number of birth tourists in the Northern Mariana Islands alone is πͺπππ π’π©ππ₯ π’π‘π π πππππ’π‘ ❗️
This is… pic.twitter.com/HuBFLJJBGU
A Lifelong Legislature of Lawyers Who Prefer the Robe to the Campaign Trial
… most definitely not what happens.As many are beginning to understand after listening to oral arguments today, the Supreme Court does not exclusively weigh the law, the facts, the text, and the history to come to its conclusions. Sometimes it does that. But in the most political and contentious cases, that is…
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) April 1, 2026
We do not actually have a supreme court, we have a lifelong legislature of lawyers who prefer the robe to the campaign trial.
One-third of the court makes decisions based entirely on what is best for the Democrat party and never wavers from that mission. Only two of the nine justices seem to have any consistent interest in determining a given law’s text and original meaning.
Of the remaining four, the chief justice thinks he’s a thermometer whose job is take to the temperature of the country and then make decisions based on whether they’ll make people like him. The former professor seems to think she’s still writing academic papers. The former Western judge is occasionally reliable when he’s not claiming boys can become girls or fan-girling over Indian treaties. The final justice seems to be saddled with the horrifying task of corralling the two rudderless and emotional basket cases into something resembling coherence.
And if that weren’t horrifying enough, let me comfort you with the observation that this collection of Democrat party operatives, weepy thermometers, wannabe legislators, and only sometimes actual lawyers is actually the least dysfunctional of the three federal branches of government.
Happy Wednesday!
Invitation to Joint Meeting of Congress
Senator Schumer and Leader Jeffries reject No Kings movement. pic.twitter.com/o0R8tkdcyj
— Ezra A. Cohen (@EzraACohen) April 1, 2026
Eric Swalwell, 1 April 2026
— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@HarmeetKDhillon) April 1, 2026
… stupid, narcissistic idiot to fall for that."VDH: Eric Swalwell wasn’t the only one Fang Fang approached in CA — he was just the one stupid enough to fall into the trap.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) April 1, 2026
"I wrote some critical things of China, and Fang Fang came to see me."
“The way she changed accents and how she was dressed, you would have to be a… pic.twitter.com/DPtVFJdpym
"Anybody who would fall for her honeypot is just a joke."
The President of the Islamic Regime in Iran
BREAKING:
— VisegrΓ‘d 24 (@visegrad24) April 1, 2026
The President the Islamic regime in Iran releases a letter to America ahead of Trump speech to America on the Iran War tonight:
In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful
To the people of the USA, and to all those who, amid a flood of distortions and… pic.twitter.com/7FdLTVXwMA