Meeting Prayer

Dear God. It happened again. The first prayer at Battle Ground, Washington’s city council meeting just went to SATAN. The mayor warned everyone not to interrupt while the lady with the buzzcut and demonic shirt said the Satanic prayer. One woman even dashed in and moved her mic closer so everyone could hear her loud and clear. SATANIC TEMPLE SPEAKER: “Let us never bow our heads or bend the knee in obeisance to any faith from the past that is based on ignorant, bigoted savagery.” “Hail Satan, the archetype or symbol of the bringer of knowledge, and hail thyself.” Seconds later: “Please stand with me if you’d like to pledge allegiance...”

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) October 8, 2026

… mic closer so everyone could hear her loud and clear.

SATANIC TEMPLE SPEAKER: “Let us never bow our heads or bend the knee in obeisance to any faith from the past that is based on ignorant, bigoted savagery.”

“Hail Satan, the archetype or symbol of the bringer of knowledge, and hail thyself.”

Seconds later: “Please stand with me if you’d like to pledge allegiance...”