Thanks to President Trump, more than 50,000 barrels of American oil per day will flow again in California.
— U.S. Department of Energy (@ENERGY) March 31, 2026
Previously, California imported more than 60 percent of their oil from the Middle East due to their Anti-American energy policies. https://t.co/kSmhS9mgPB
@MikeUmbro just spotted California's most endangered native species: The rare Active Drilling Rig. Good catch, Mike! https://t.co/8CRs4KZTf7
— ⚡️David Blackmon⚡️ (@EnergyAbsurdity) March 31, 2026
US Oil & Gas Association
In our best David Attenborough voice - we narrate this rare event:
"Here, in the sun-baked wilds of California, after weeks of patient observation through a veil of regulatory red tape, we are extraordinarily fortunate to witness one of the planet’s most critically endangered spectacles:
The elusive California Active Drilling Rig.
Observe, if you will, this magnificent mechanical marvel as it rears its towering infrastructure skyward, humming with prehistoric purpose.
With a rhythmic, thunderous groan it thrusts its great proboscis deep into the earth—hunting not for insects or berries, but for that black, viscous lifeblood the locals call “oil.”
Note how it stands defiant against the surrounding bureaucracy, a lone survivor in a landscape where its kind has all but vanished.
A true native giant… and yet, heartbreakingly, one local court action away could spell its doom.
Magnificent. Rare.
And, dare I say it… absolutely thrilling."
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