Dan Scavino, 24 February 2026

… the camera panned over, you could practically hear the dial-up modem noises coming from their section. By the end they were shuffling out like they just found out the open bar was actually just seltzer water and existential dread. Faces screaming “404: Confidence Not Found.” They’ve got less momentum right now than a deflated campaign balloon in February. Completely lost, and totally cooked.

… turn signal on for four straight years.

Massive, beautiful thank you to every single PATRIOT in the Trump Administration for yanking the wheel, flooring it, and SAVING AMERICA—like absolute legends!

You didn’t just save the country, you saved us from the world’s most expensive Uber ride to hell.

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