Harris Answers

Kamala Harris answers softball interview questions the way a child tries to summarize a book he was supposed to read but clearly didn’t.

Tom Sawyer: He was Tom. Tom Sawyer. He was a boy. A boy named Tom who did all the things young boys do. The book’s author, who wrote Tom…

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 30, 2024

… Sawyer, told a wonderful tale about the boy and his adventures. He laughed and he loved and he loved to laugh. And we can all learn a lot about what this boy Tom Sawyer experienced in this book.

This is a book about a boy called Tom and this book was written by the book writer who is called an author (cackle) you know right? (cackle) . Books have many, many pages in them, and the pages have lots of words and sentences (cackle) you know that you you can read over the…

— Peter (@Niggledom) August 30, 2024

… passage of time and time is what you have when you're unburdened by what has been, you know (cackle). Sometimes books are not really here, you know, in reality, they exist up there, you know, in clouds and we can't see them or touch them but we can still see all those words. Clouds don't need to be locked up in the basement (cackle) they are free and fluffy and white except when it's raining but nobody knows the color because you can't see because water gets in your eyes you know (cackle) and now I'm thing going to crack this egg and Donald Trump wants to ban eggs and I'm going to stop egg gouging so everyone can have eggs when we ban guns (cackle).

My turn…
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“Striving is good…and it’s what we are doing. Striving allows you to get to a place beyond where you are. People should strive. Some people don’t strive. Not striving is not a benefit. It means you won’t get to the places you need to get to go.”

— Astonished Trad (@astrotrad) August 30, 2024